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Welcome to Go Buy Some Time

Once upon a time (now owned by us), we found that we never had any time. We use to ask people “Have you got some time”? The usual answers were “No, I have no time” or “I wish I had some time”. Nobody seemed to have any time, but we persisted and one day, we found some time.

We found time, all of a sudden we had time, time was all around us.

Given that time had no owner and is sometimes referred to as ‘The Sea of Time’ we decided to utilize the maritime rules of salvage and claim it. From that moment onwards, time had a legal owner, us.

Sample CertificateWe at Universal Time Keepers are now able to sell time to interested parties, no longer do you have to feel that you never have any time, you can get more right here.

Now you can have as much time as you want, even resurrect old times by purchasing the rights to that time. This will be your time to do with as you wish or you can obtain time to give to a friend as a gift.

Receive a certificate for your purchase, either via download of an A4 pdf or by delivery of a full colour, customised A3 presentation poster.

Have a deadline you can’t meet? - Go Buy Some Time
Always running late and need to be somewhere? - Go Buy Some Time
Want a longer lunch break? - Go Buy Some Time
Want to control events at a specific time? - Go Buy Some Time
Want to earn royalties from everyone on a given day? - Go Buy Some Time
Want to resurrect a day gone by? - Go Buy Some Time
Want to cancel a public holiday? - Go Buy Some Time
Want to create a public holiday? - Go Buy Some Time
Want to re-write history? - Go Buy Some Time
Want to be in charge of who does what on a given day? - Go Buy Some Time
Any other reason you can think of...
 - Go Buy Some Time

Some of the Benefits of Owning Time (Past, Present and Future);

  1. You are in charge of that time.
  2. You can receive royalties from the public as they are trespassing on your property.
  3. If you own more than 24 consecutive hours you can issue day passes for a fee.
  4. You can resurrect a past day or year if you own it. For example if you want it to be 1983 again? Buy it, then purchase another year in the future and replace it with 1983.
  5. You can extend any deadline imposed on you for as many consecutive hours you own.
  6. You can decide it is lunch time for as many hours as you own.
  7. You can cancel any day of festivity if you own it.
  8. If you own a past date then you can claim royalties from any invention that was patented on that date.
  9. You can re write history if you own the dates in question.
  10. You can claim ownership of countries that were discovered on the dates that you own, as long as you own the dates in the time zones that the countries were discovered in.
  11. You can stop the aging process by keeping it the same day for as long as you wish.
  12. If you buy consecutive days, you can rename those days officially to any name you wish as you have the naming rights to those days.
We at Universal Time Keepers believe that as well as purchasing a unique novelty gift, you will also be helping out those in need as we pledge to give a portion of every sale to respected charities like ‘Unicef’ and ‘Doctors Without Borders’ to help them in the good they do.
 

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Infection Wrist Watch

 Interesting watches and time pieces are springing up in various places. Most of them, like this one are barely readable or functional, but hey, they look cool.

From the site: "Housed in a smart new case, Infection is ergonomically designed to neatly fit the contours of your wrist, the tapered edges providing a smooth transition between the case and lens."

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Shelling out at 176
FATHER Time has finally caught up with the world's oldest animal in captivity. At the age of 176, the giant Galapagos tortoise Harriet has died of a suspected heart attack on the Sunshine Coast. She was a star attraction at Steve Irwin's Australia Zoo and was in Guinness World Records.
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